Comments on: Chris Ting @ the FW World Championships

By: admin

admin — Sat, 20 Sep 2008 15:57:58 +0000

Tibor, glady accept your assistance to rid me of this SOB hair style

Bruce, Tam and I shared the Tarts……..she said they were swwwweeeeeeeettttt

Uncle Mike, Your’e just jealous, go back to pleasuring yourself

I have some of the official footage from the event, including Alberto catapulting into Jesper. I ‘ll bring it to Jimmy’s Beach.

By: Sean O'Brien

Sean O'Brien — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:17:56 +0000

Also, for the record. The original haircut I gave Chris was really good; confirmed by Tam.

Chris decided he didn’t like his new ‘style’ cut and got Tam to cut off all the bits I left on… now he has a real American-soldier style crew cut (blade 3 all over). Looks terrible I believe… don’t tell Chris I said that however. hahaha.

Tibor, it definitely needs fixing up after Chris’ adjustments…

By: Sean O'Brien

Sean O'Brien — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:28:47 +0000

Hahaha, I’m paying her about 0 zero euros. Cheap labour still exists in this part of the world…

For the record, Chris failed to mention the amount of carnage happening in yesterday’s races. I got taken out in 3 of the starts … like completely KO’d! So far 3 guys have been taken to hospital for crashes during the racing… There’s been about 6-7 port/starboard related protests a day so far…

Finally in the last race yesterday I made it off the startline without getting hit and had a half decent result… I think I can go better though… just getting used to the bruising on my ankles from the crashes…haha.

By: Bruce Healey

Bruce Healey — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:24:37 +0000

Surely the Portuguese Tart is Tam? If not who is she & should Tam be told?

And if Sean has an agent, is he giving her 20%? Of what? What does she do?

Who is Uncle Mikes long time reader? He hasn’t written anything in yonks, does this mean the mysterious reader is just very slow? Almost certainly I guess, he would need to be thick to read Uncle Mike more than once and admit to it.

Am I missing something? Should I go back to sleep? I think I will, its all too confusing.

By: Uncle Mike

Uncle Mike — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:21:39 +0000

one of my long time readers has made the very valid observation that Tingy (the Portugese Tart?) is sponsored by BJ1212 – isn’t that a licence plate?? not sure how much a plate can offer but i’d be surprised if its that much – go for the whole van Tingy – at least there would be some gear in the back!

and second sponsor is VMG blades – is that like Loving Yourself??

go for Gold guys!!!

By: Tibor

Tibor — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:23:51 +0000

Hello Chris!..so good to read your article. I am looking forward to fix your hair (not wanting to hurt Sean`s feelings though), perhaps at Jimmy`s! Hang in there! We are all barricking for you all! Tibor